"SIT LIKE A LADY"
how to spot one direction fans: play a one direction song in public and find the people either smiling or panicking
United Nations officials described the killing of sleeping children as a disgrace to the world and accused Israel of a serious violation of international law after a school in Gaza being used to shelter Palestinian families was shelled on Wednesday.
Just before a shark breaks the surface tension of the water
when you get called up to talk in front of the class
when i’m out with my family and i see a book store
yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
- me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
- me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*
calling your friends like
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In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)